The Verdict Against Adult Onesies!
Just when you thought you’ve seen the worst fashion trend ever, another one will come up that will make you say, “Really?? Someone thinks that’s fashionable??”
When adult onesies started gaining popularity recently, one couldn’t help but laugh at the trend. But when it started catching up with celebrities like Justin Beiber, Alison King and Jennifer Ellison, it just wasn’t funny anymore. They’re a bit of track suits, a bit of adult rompers, and a bit of some Easter costume – but they don’t have anything astounding of their own.
Leave Them For Babies
Yes, onesies may be the most comfortable thing on the planet, but they were meant exclusively for the babies. You don’t have to be lazing around on your back or hopped up on mummy’s arms all day – so stop trying to live back in your infant days and get some adult wardrobe for yourself.
Home Is Where Onesies Belong
So you are desperate to show off your onesies at the grocery store? Trust us, others over there are not too thrilled about it. It would be best if you wear your onesies at home only if your love for this yet-to-be-explained fashion folly is never-ending.
They Are Faaaar From Sexy…Very Far
Without any nice fit and flattering cuts, what good could an outfit be in making you look attractive? And these ridiculous clothing items also have quite an unbalanced torso-to-leg proportion that successfully make you look like the Easter Bunny.
They Make You Look Like You’re Trying Too Hard…Or Going Through A Mid-Life Crisis
Every time anyone dons on a pair of onesies, it seems like they want to bring their baby days back. As if they want to somehow appear younger than their actual age. Now don’t blame people if they think a 40-year old is going through a mid-life crisis when she’s wearing a neon pink onesie!
If you’re still not convinced about how unaesthetic this particular piece of clothing looks, just put one on and look at yourself in the mirror. And make sure your boyfriend or husband doesn’t catch you wearing it! Now if someone gifts you a pair or you have one in your closet already, don’t blame anyone if you wear them – after all, the fashion police has warned you!